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Mental mental downloads. This Tumblr most likely contains any number of the following: long rambles with no end in sight, one too many metaphors and/or similes, photography from an iPhone4, large quantities of nerd and/or geek, general silliness, no sense of direction or purpose and of course... sarcasm.

Get your hands off the girl can’t you see that she belongs to me? And I don’t appreciate this excess company. Though I can’t satisfy all the needs she has and so she starts to wander.. can you blame her?

Singing oh ho, oh ho, oh ho whoa
Singing Oh ho, oh ho, oh ho whoa

Tell me there’s a logic out there, leading me to better prepare for the day that something really special might come. Tell me there’s some hope for me, I don’t wanna be lonely for the rest of my days on the Earth.

2 days ago
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nosdrinker:

i’ve never been happier in my entire life

(Source: adulthoodisokay, via joeybean)

1 month ago
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Kids need to get off my lawn

So in my apartment complex, we live in a corner unit (basically). There’s one unit MORE in the corner (makes an L shape if that makes sense?) that hasn’t been occupied in the year that we’ve been here… so it’s a nice, dark, uninhabited corner of peace.

Until today.

Two kids (okay, a young couple - probably high school) usually hang around the apartment complex.. nothing too bad, just kind of annoying when they sit IN the stair well and only move over a LITTLE when you need to walk up. Whatever. Not that big of a deal, at least they move?

Today, they found the dark corner. Nothing too annoying, except that it echoes straight into my door. Playing music, singing together.. not in quiet voices. Regular hanging out voices. Whatever. I deal. A good hour later though and it’s getting on my nerves. Seriously?

So I open the window and ask, “Hey, can you guys go hang out somewhere else please.”

“What?”

“Can you guys go hang out somewhere else please.”

“…okay”

Takes them 5 minutes to move, the girl is confused as to why they have to move, the guy throws out “it’s because we’re Mexican!”, some more gibberish, then they leave.

Seriously?

SERIOUSLY?

You think I want you to move because you’re a minority, even though I am ALSO a minority (probably even MORE SO of a minority) - and you KNOW this because you’ve SEEN me come into my apartment on several occasions because you think outside of MY apartment is a good place to hang out? 

Yea?

Where is everybody’s fucking SENSE these days. 

Pisses me off. There’s an ENTIRE COURTYARD downstairs full of chairs and benches and you choose to sit in the STAIRWAY or OUTSIDE OF MY APARTMENT.. why??!?!!?

/end rant

/still pissed off

3 months ago
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I think I spent a good four hours on ONE food blog, bookmarking different recipes. I’m pretty sure I wasted more time than sitting through Food Network marathons… now, who wants to help me buy all the groceries I need to make these recipes a reality.. and who can give me 3x the pantry space (and fridge space) I have now?? C’mon guys, this is important. Food is important! Right?

5 months ago
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Hey.. so.. please don’t feel neglected.

I’m sorry we didn’t get together today, I’m sorry I didn’t call earlier to let you know or cancel. It’s just.. today, I got so many packages in the mail! You know, with Thanksgiving weekend cyber shopping and all.. and.. I just.. got carried away with wrapping.

What’s that? Oh, awesome.

Thanks for understanding, Gym. You’re the best.

#lazyass #makingexcuses #anyways #lovegettingpackages #lovewrapping #bestpartaboutgiftgivingiswrapping #iamridiculous

5 months ago
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Psychology Blog (Neurolove/psych-facts): When you’re fighting depression or a negative mood …

psych-facts:

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. Remind yourself that thoughts and feelings aren’t facts. Often we think extreme and negative things – which are not completely true in reality. Try to get perspective and to be more balanced – and try to counteract accusing, negative thoughts.

2. Be patient,…

3 months ago
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quentinandrew:

science-progress:

Datamancer’s Steampunk Laptop

This may look like a Victorian music box, but inside this intricately hand-crafted wooden case lives a Hewlett-Packard ZT1000 laptop that runs both Windows XP and Ubuntu Linux. It features an elaborate display of clockworks under glass, engraved brass accents, claw feet, an antiqued copper keyboard and mouse, leather wrist pads, and customized wireless network card. The machine turns on with an antique clock-winding key by way of a custom-built ratcheting switch made from old clock parts.

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4 months ago
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