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Good morning! Felt like making an omelette (of sorts) today for the boyfriend and myself. 1/2 bell pepper, 1/3 yellow onion, slice of home-smoked ham, 3 eggs, topped with some grated cheddar cheese, salsa and 1/2 avocado from the backyard. 

Mmm.

Good morning! Felt like making an omelette (of sorts) today for the boyfriend and myself. 1/2 bell pepper, 1/3 yellow onion, slice of home-smoked ham, 3 eggs, topped with some grated cheddar cheese, salsa and 1/2 avocado from the backyard.

Mmm.

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wowfunniestposts:


Great Pickup Lines of Historical Figures

this blog is epic

HAHAHAHA.. ouch.. 

(Source: mikaelchoe)

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A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words

cubbybuddies:

A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words

Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips.
Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on.
Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone.
Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.
Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.
Autolatry - The worship of one’s self.
Cagamosis - An unhappy marriage.
Gargalesthesia - The sensation caused my tickling.
Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.
Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
Cataglottism - Kissing with tongue.
Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss.
Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder.
Grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures.
Agelast - A person who never laughs.
Wanweird - An unhappy fate.
Dystopia - Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell.
Petrichor - The smell of dry rain on the ground.
Anagapesis - The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did.
Malapert - Clever in manners of speech.
Duende - Unusual power to attract or charm.
Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.
Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”.
Lygerastia - The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out.

Ayurnamat - The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed.
Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads no where.
Baisemain - A kiss on the hand.
Druxy - Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside.
Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.

(Source: maddierose, via genderbendingriotqueer)

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ruineshumaines:

In his installation, Reverse of Volume RG, Yasuaki Onishi uses the simplest materials — plastic sheeting and black hot glue — to create a monumental, mountainous form that appears to float in space.

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wowfunniestposts:

 what a funny blog 

So, so true. Except we have four pillows… all of which are mine :)

wowfunniestposts:

what a funny blog

So, so true. Except we have four pillows… all of which are mine :)

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idontthaveimmagination:

Dance magic by Richard Calmes

I’d love to take a series like this.

(via genderbendingriotqueer)

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wowfunniestposts:

Dubstep played with live instruments.

(Source: aryeo, via wowfunniestposts)

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